Thursday, 24 November 2016

WHERES THE NEAREST TOY STORE?

WHERES THE NEAREST TOY STORE?


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Seriously. The first time I went to buy Legos for my son I was like WTF?! REALLY?! It's like $30-40 for a basic starter set with like 200 pieces.



Wednesday, 23 November 2016

Hey baby When you cook for me

Hey baby I am getting dinner started You gonna help out or just stand there WTF Srsly

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It made my day but made her hole weak!


  Also Don't blame the dude, he's just interpreting to the best of his ability: It is best to be specific when one asks for help.

Grapefruit juice health benefits

Who knew that grapefruit juice had so many health benefits?

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 Who knew that grapefruit juice had so many health benefits?

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Tuesday, 22 November 2016

'Shit Girls Say' is quite possibly the greatest video you'll watch all day.

'Shit Girls Say' is quite possibly the greatest video you'll watch all day.

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OMG it hurts I laughed so hard. "Besties with testes" that is the best thing ever, I'm going to say that to my man next time I talk to him.

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I'm totally guilty of asking people to do the "will you go in my purse and get the blah...no it's in the pocket...the big pocket...on the outside" this also tends to happen whilst I'm putting on makeup
funny video :)

I've been telling my boyfriend that I cannot hold important things or else I'll lose them. Movie tickets, concert tickets, money.. Always go straight to him and he's never minded.
Last week I had to have an ultrasound done, needed to bring my prescription for it to the hospital. Almost at the hospital did I stop and think "Did I grab that prescription.............? no... FUCK TURN AROUND!"
We were late :( Now he knows WHY I give him important documents. Also I should mention it was in my hand right before we left but I set it down for some reason.)











Monday, 21 November 2016

A guy on this quasi-dating app whisper

So a guy on this quasi-dating app "whisper" assumed I was a girl and immediately started talking about my vagina. So this happened...

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If you need more context: whisper is an app kind of like postsecret, but you can direct message the person who posted the secret and it's all anonymous. People use it to try and hook up half the time. I met a girl I'm in a flirtationship with off it weirdly enough. She told me she once posted a picture of her leg saying she didn't shave that got 45 messages from creepy dudes.
I send This to make her Laugh.

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 Clearly man legs. Well one guy messaged me asking if they were my legs. I said "yes, that a problem?". Then: "if the pussy is good no problenm"

Saturday, 19 November 2016

Flairs - Truckers Delight (Official music video)

Hello, Today I would like to share my favorite music video with you.
Enjoy


Flairs - Truckers Delight (Official music video)



Clip musical de Flairs, "Truckers Delight" by strategies-creations


How to Shop for Healthy Foods

How to Shop for Healthy Foods

Oh! Has this ever happened to you? You’ve gone shopping, spent your entire food budget, then realized you didn’t get what you needed to make healthy meals? How is this possible? What can you do to prevent this in the future? Here are 5 healthy shopping tips good for your family and your budget.

Tip number 1

Don’t go shopping when you’re hungry. Have a light snack before you go like an apple or a handful of nuts

Tip number 2

Make a list, so you know what you need.

Tip number 3

When choosing fruits and vegetables, get your children to help. Remember to fill your cart with a colorful rainbow of fruits and vegetables such as: Broccoli, onions, carrots, cabbage, sweet potatoes, bananas, oranges, apples and other favorites to make sure your family gets all the nutrients they need. Choosing what’s in season can help keep costs low. If you can’t find what you need……check the frozen food aisle. Brr. Frozen fruits and vegetables are just as nutritious as fresh and better than canned. Now that you’ve got produce, you’ll need protein for dinner.

And here's tip number 4

Instead of buying a lot of red meat, choose more fish and chicken. One whole chicken can be used for several meals……like soup and tostadas. Take off the skin to make meals healthier, and grill or broil rather than fry.

Tip number 5

Small changes in the dairy section can really add up. For example, buy regular milk and plain yogurt, not fruit yogurt which has a lot of sugar. Add your very own fruit on top.

By following these healthy shopping tips your family and your wallet will thank you.Now let’s go home and cook a healthy meal!